fukkkres:

we share it hehe

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mermaidlegz asked: How did you get your eyeballs so big?

i’m actually always opening them really wide its all an illusion

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

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rockyraccoonpictureshow:

we’ll finally become david bowie

finally

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weirdoautisticseacat:

the-real-goddamazon:

queerfabulousmermaid:

color palettes; superbass (insp)

hell yes. nicki’s color theory is so on point.

ALL THE PASTEL

Nicki Minaj needs to teach graduate-level color theory.

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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#YES  

mostlycatsmostly:

Scout And Maisie (by candyflossgirl)

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sci-universe:

Cat And Owl Are Best Friends

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dickofbutts:

the winner

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